# Hack into some russian satellite through their country's poor computer security and user their laser tto fry people after determining their geographic location. # Put a hit out on them. # Pay street thugs to jump them. # Toss a brick at them while driving at a fast speed and hope it hits its mark. # Inject them with dishwashing detergent. # Poison. Yes. That's easy. # Add more by commenting.
posted by: wolfxm (reply)
post date: 07.06.03 (10:11 pm)
#(if they are white) cover them in gold chains and a dorag and dump them in the hood
posted by: wolfxm (reply)
post date: 07.06.03 (10:12 pm)
#send them to alabama wearing a t-shirt that says "Im gay"
posted by: wolfxm (reply)
post date: 07.06.03 (10:13 pm)
#tie them to train tracks (classic)
posted by: Isaac (reply)
post date: 07.07.03 (9:41 am)
Set them aflame like they're Freddy Crougar.
posted by: belcanto (reply)
post date: 07.07.03 (9:54 am)
#Get them to try to tell anyone in my family that Charles Darwin *wasn't* a raving madman..
posted by: Isaac (reply)
post date: 07.09.03 (12:28 am)
He was a raving madman.
posted by: N/A (reply)
post date: 09.06.03 (2:20 pm)
He was right. And still is.
posted by: Isaac (reply)
post date: 09.09.03 (12:46 am)
"Being right" isn't always so. I'm going to express my beliefs on it all in a blog post in a few days.
posted by: ma997zda (reply)
post date: 10.22.07 (9:03 pm)
