I'm going to post the weekly bible study in a few hours, but...
I had a dream that I was playing with a meat-cleaving knife and I grabbed my tail and cut it off. Then I put the tail on something solid and cut into it slightly, only to realize that I don't really have a tail and that since I did now, it was great and I wanted to keep it. So I looked at it, and it was completely cut off. And I could see a piece of my bottom at the end. I started wailing and yelling and woke up.
